Shamelessly Stolen Week

I owe you one for Wednesday, so here you go. Consider this the make up.

Welcome to Shamelessly Stolen Week! In light of the fact that I've stolen the themed week idea from The Mayor, lets pay honor to entrepreneurial thieves everywhere!

Next up: The world's biggest Napster fans, Metallica!

What's that you say? Welcome Home (Sanitarium) sounds just like Bleak House's Rainbow Warrior? To that I say, well shit, the original was named Rainbow Warrior. Of course, this raises the question, what kind of fag would lift a song named Rainbow Warrior. The answer, of course, is James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett and Cliff 'Em All' Burton. Hetfield knowingly 'lifted' the riff from another band, but stated that the band will 'remain anonymous'.

Ask yourself, what is the most famous Metallica song of all time? That's right Ripoff Sandman!

Enter Sandman is a nearly direct ripoff of Excel's Tapping Into The Emotional Void. With a name as catchy as that, it makes you wonder why the song never made it mainstream? Hmmm...

Lesson learned. Keep your guitar riffs and Napster account away from Hetfield, Hammett, Ulrich and whoever that new guy is.

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Shamelessly Stolen Week

Welcome to Shamelessly Stolen Week! In light of the fact that I've stolen the themed week idea from The Mayor, lets pay honor to entrepreneurial thieves everywhere!

Next up is Celebutard, and pants wetter, Fergie.

I know it's shocking to hear that a 'star' who rose to fame via the Mickey Mouse Club and calls herself "Fergie Ferg" is actually a thieving music whore. Alas, it is true. As you may or may not know, Fergalicious belongs to a group by the name of 'The Lazy Eyed Susan's" or some shit. Anyway, turns out they like the five finger discount on their music, as well.



Huh... To say that Adam Freeland was a little peeved his song Mancry was stolen, would be an understatement. Reportedly, lawyers between the Lazy Eyes and Freeland have been in contact. Run you thieving whores run!!


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Shamelessly Stolen Week

Welcome to Shamelessly Stolen Week! In light of the fact that I've stolen the themed week idea from The Mayor, lets pay honor to entrepreneurial thieves everywhere!

First up, 'The Greatest Rock Band of All Time!'

That's right, Led Zeppelin is a group of thieving whores. Apparently, Jake Homes wrote a letter asking Jimmy Page for acknowledgement, but is still waiting...

But, it's all good cause they wrote Stairway to Heaven, arguably the most recognizable rock song in history. Uh, yeah... about that.

Whoops... Sorry about that Spirit. It's just a wicked coincidence that our song Stairway to Heaven sounds almost identical to your song Taurus... Trust us. The fact that Led Zeppelin opened for Spirit on their first US tour has absolutely nothing to do with it.

If you're going to write any music, whatsoever, do NOT ask Jimmy Page for creative input.

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