World's Greatest Inventions Week

Welcome to World's Greatest Inventions Week, where we take a peak at the pinnacle of human ingenuity!

Screw privacy filters and screen blockers it's time for a wearable sollution! The Screen Sock is your only true 100% screen blocker. Wearing the Screen Sock is the only way to guarantee that no one other than the wearer will be able to view your screen. Added bonus, keeps your head warm. It's the only 100% screen block solution. When it absolutely, positively has to be visually secured, Screen Sock.

I guess it's the only safe way to view pr0n while aboard an aircraft...

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World's Greatest Invention Week!

Welcome to World's Greatest Inventions Week, where we take a peak at the pinnacle of human ingenuity!

Today's great invention is the fart filtration underpants.  Have you ever been in that position?  You know, in an elevator with 4 other people and suddenly and quite unexpectedly you've got that sharp pain in your lower abdomen.  Well there's great news!  With the Fart Filtration Underpants you no longer have to hold it, or risk the embarrassment of letting one loose.  You can fart away, all the live long day.  Also be sure to check out the Silencer, which includes an extra layer of noise filtration.  Silent but deadly, No!  Silent and friendly, Yes!


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World's Greatest Inventions Week

Welcome to World's Greatest Inventions Week, where we take a peak at the pinnacle of human ingenuity!

We're well into spring time here on the left coast, which means that it's allergy season. So when the grass getsta mowin', or the farmers getsta farmin', or the wind getsta blowin' those of us with allergies slide the barrel of a revolver in our mouths an contemplate ending it all. I've found the Cranial Toilet Paper Dispenser to be a much more agreeable option. With it's highly stylish appearance and undeniable 'cool factor' you're sure to be the life of any party when you wear the Cranial Toilet Paper Dispenser.

*Batteries not included.

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World's Greatest Inventions Week

Welcome to World's Greatest Inventions Week, where we take a peak at the pinnacle of human ingenuity!

Men of San Francisco, rejoice! Screw the natural order of things, now you can nurse, too. With Funbag Co's latest invention, the Boobinator, any flat-chested and emasculated male can breast feed like a pro! Just mix the solution, fill the breast pouches and warm in the microwave for 30 seconds.  It's just that easy!  No more messy bottles, or breast pumps, just safe sterile plastic nipples!  Bottles and straps come in a selection of colors including, nude, lily-white, dark chocolate, and many more.

*No children or dolls were harmed in the making of this advertisement.  The same cannot, however, be said should you actually attempt to use the Boobinator to breast feed any child.  Not intended to cure, diagnose, treat or prevent your mother issues. Void where prohibited. Use as directed.

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Worlds Greatest Inventions!

Welcome to World's Greatest Inventions Week, where we take a peak at the pinnacle of human ingenuity!

First up is this beaut!

Hoping to capitalize on the success of their famous army knife, the Swiss have tried several other designs. None, however, are quite as popular as the Swiss Army Garden Tool. As functional as it is light and compact, the SAGT is the invention which ushered farming into the 21st Century. Just imagine, before the SAGT, people actually had to lug about separate tools to complete the jobs that only one SAGT can do. If you think this is great, you should see the Swiss Army sex toy!

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