Via Michelle, who notes that Rep. Pete Stark (D-CA) isn’t exactly known for his calm, rational dialogue. However, even this seems over the top from a sitting Congressman responding to criticism from his constituents. When a man at Stark’s town hall concludes with the well-known phrase, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining” — meaning “don’t lie to me” — Stark goes, well, starkers by the 1:30 mark:You know, when Clinton was elected (my first Democratic presidential experience) my parents said to me "Regardless of how we feel about the man in the office, we respect the office." I'm sorry, but not only is this jackass (or any other politician of your choosing for that matter) not fit for office, he shows no respect for anyone he shares the room with. Why do we show him (or any of them) respect? Screw the respect the office 'BS,' the guy deserves to be tarred and feathered.
“I wouldn’t dignify you by peeing on your leg. It wouldn’t be worth wasting the urine.”
Just when you thought that the height of Beltway arrogance had been reached by Arlen Specter’s “No one is paying me to meet with you,” or Baron Hill’s “You don’t tell me how to run my Congressional office,” along comes Pete Stark to claim the grand prize by insisting that his constituents aren’t fit to experience the warm splash of his anointed urine.
This must be a new initiative from the Democrats in Congress — urine conservation. Is urine an endangered resource on Capitol Hill? Because we’re all pretty sure that horse puckey ain’t.
Skunks, is this something you can hook us up with?
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Ol' "Annointed Pristine Pee-Pee" Pete is saving his "annotive waters" for a celebratory "golden shower" on Bela Pelosi, once they (think they can) jam socialist/marxist hellthcare down our throats.
O.K. I think this will require some expert analysis here. No, I'm your guy, let's examine!
From 0 to 13 secs, behind the blue footer, you can clearly examine the congressman's bulge. I take it that he has a grow-er and not a show-er.
Misc. Observation: Conservative's love Plaid shirts. Wait, Dad? Dad? Is that you? No, the hair isn't gray enough.
1:21 Dude in sky blue Izod / alligator style shirt with black hair. Is that dye, or is he genuinely a young(er) Conservative? Nipples are readily available for your viewing pleasure. I think he burned a joint and is just sitting there thinking, come on dad, let's go... fuck this man. I want to play X-box now.
3:03 Dude with crew cut, possibly x-military reservist, stands up and claps but fails to get the standing ovation deserved for this retarded rhetorical question by Starks. What the fuck old people, get your asses up.
3:15 Say what mother fucker? Oh, you're from India or some shit. No, English is not your 1st language right? O.K. Let us clue you in, everyone is being nice to you because you are technically a citizen now. However, nobody here really gives a goddamn what you say because they still can't understand you. Even if they could... just hurry, cuz gramps is up next and he wants to know if Viagara is covered. No, we respect you, really. What? You don't understand? Somebody draw her a goddamn picture already. Fuck me.
O.K. I'm done....
Overall Analysis: Starks, he seems like Mr. Wilson or some other foil in a situation comedy. Does that mean my Dad is Denice the Menace? Is anybody really taking this shit seriously? If so, WHY? They've got the goddamn votes to run it over. Vote this mother fucker out next time. This IS what's about to happen. It doesn't take a psychic.
Throw a cup of piss on him if you see him. Anybody who can't handle a crowd with some humility deserves it. That shit is just arrogant to a fault.
Yeah, you got me, I'm drunk... again. It's 2:30 in D.C. It's cocktail hour. It's perfectly respectable to be shitty at this hour when your government is fugged like this. It is....
*bowing to the superior red horse*
I don't even know what to say...
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