Thursday, April 1, 2010

Idiot Politicians

I may well be the last to the table with this revelation, but at least I showed up. I am hard pressed to find any intelligence on the left. Especially from their elected officials. Sure, sure; the republicans have dome some extremely stupid crap here lately. However, they've not suggested that an expanded military presence on an island would cause a defying of physics, or that the restriction of use of a seasoning would reduce health care costs. Let's take a look, shall we:

First up is Congressman Hank Johnson who replaced Cynthia McKinney. Yes, that Cynthia McKinney. You know, now that I think about it, maybe this is the best that that congressional district has to offer... This may well be their best and their brightest. Take it away, white hoods Hank.

The look on the face of the military officer is hysterical. Rest assured, however, that if for some reason, the laws of physics somehow become moot, and this island were to 'tip over and capsize,' it would be the result of global warming... and the marines. Keep in mind that Hank Johnson has a job, and my wife who has an MBA from Fresno State does not.

Our next video entry comes from the liberal utopia of New York City. More accurately, Brooklyn. Felix Ortiz is an Assemblyman who is making an effort to ban that evil nemesis that we've all grown to hate; salt. Wait... what?!

Wow. You know you're batshit crazy if you beat out the politicians who made a woman cover up a snow sculpture rendition of the Venus de Milo because it was nekkid. Is it just me, or are the mentally handicapped breeding?

Buy salt in bulk, and hide it. Even though it poses no health risks to people who are not already at risk, the idiots in power will continue to seek its demise.

Intelligence is a precious commodity, and apparently a commodity that is dwindling. Keep yours and help pass it on to the next generation before it is lost for eternity.

Damn, I hate Democrats.

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1 People Have Had Their Say:

Andy on April 1, 2010 at 2:50 PM said...

CL, Hank does have a point. Maybe Atlanta should export about half it's population so that Georgia doesn't tip over into Alabama.

Oh, the humanity!!!


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