Thursday, April 29, 2010

World's Greatest Invention Week!

Welcome to World's Greatest Inventions Week, where we take a peak at the pinnacle of human ingenuity!

Today's great invention is the fart filtration underpants.  Have you ever been in that position?  You know, in an elevator with 4 other people and suddenly and quite unexpectedly you've got that sharp pain in your lower abdomen.  Well there's great news!  With the Fart Filtration Underpants you no longer have to hold it, or risk the embarrassment of letting one loose.  You can fart away, all the live long day.  Also be sure to check out the Silencer, which includes an extra layer of noise filtration.  Silent but deadly, No!  Silent and friendly, Yes!

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5 People Have Had Their Say:

innominatus on April 29, 2010 at 4:16 PM said...

DO they make one with a tail hole? My dog's farts make my eyes burn.

classicaliberal on April 29, 2010 at 5:07 PM said...

That product is in development, but has not been completed yet. We're having a hard time potty training the dogs. The under garments are meant to restrict smells, not capture brown matter.

We'll add you to our mailing list and when the product is released, you'll be notified.

Andy on April 29, 2010 at 5:08 PM said...

Heck, CL, when I'm in an elevator and need to fart, I just turn it loose.

I really don't like people standing right next to me, and that seems to do the trick.

Anonymous said...

"when the product is released"

GregMan said...

I know someone who would go through a half-dozen of these a day.


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