Tuesday, April 27, 2010

World's Greatest Inventions Week




Welcome to World's Greatest Inventions Week, where we take a peak at the pinnacle of human ingenuity!


Men of San Francisco, rejoice! Screw the natural order of things, now you can nurse, too. With Funbag Co's latest invention, the Boobinator, any flat-chested and emasculated male can breast feed like a pro! Just mix the solution, fill the breast pouches and warm in the microwave for 30 seconds.  It's just that easy!  No more messy bottles, or breast pumps, just safe sterile plastic nipples!  Bottles and straps come in a selection of colors including, nude, lily-white, dark chocolate, and many more.

*No children or dolls were harmed in the making of this advertisement.  The same cannot, however, be said should you actually attempt to use the Boobinator to breast feed any child.  Not intended to cure, diagnose, treat or prevent your mother issues. Void where prohibited. Use as directed.

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3 People Have Had Their Say:

innominatus on April 27, 2010 at 3:30 PM said...

Any so-called "man" that would partake of this needs to be stabbed through the neck with a shuffleboard cue.

Andy on April 27, 2010 at 6:42 PM said...

CL, back when I was helping raise little babies, we didn't use inventions and crap like that.

I did it the old-fashioned way...handed 'em off to Momma.

But those little rascals would grab at my chichis en route to the real thing. They're not particular. Obviously.

paul mitchell on April 27, 2010 at 6:46 PM said...

Dude, those Japanese are into the weirdest pr0n EVAH.

 

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