We're well into spring time here on the left coast, which means that it's allergy season. So when the grass getsta mowin', or the farmers getsta farmin', or the wind getsta blowin' those of us with allergies slide the barrel of a revolver in our mouths an contemplate ending it all. I've found the Cranial Toilet Paper Dispenser to be a much more agreeable option. With it's highly stylish appearance and undeniable 'cool factor' you're sure to be the life of any party when you wear the Cranial Toilet Paper Dispenser.
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Hey Classica, see if you can tell which of the following quotes are from Muslim terrorists, and which are from you. Rarely does the universe provide such a perfect mirror. Stare deeply into it.
"We have to warn Matt and Trey that what they are doing is stupid and they will probably wind up like Theo Van Gogh for airing this show. This is not a threat, but a warning of the reality of what will likely happen to them."
"When a child misbehaves, and you remind the child what the punishment for the misbehavior is, that is not 'threatening violence'. It's reminding the child what the consequences are. Likewise posting a notice upon your property that the proprietor or owner is armed is not a threat of violence, but a warning."
Moronimous, do you NOT see the glaringly huge difference between the two? Or do you believe that we in the United States should jettison the First Amendment and adopt Sharia?
CL, I was gonna make an observation about how Obama could use one of these because...
But, it wasn't very funny.
Andy, if it had to do with the fact that he would be wearing a toilet paper roll on his head and that bull sh*t comes out of his mouth, then it would be hilarious although a little obvious.
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