Friday, December 4, 2009

Yes, I Know





Why the hell not?
It's been 3 years, 5 months 17 days, 9 hours, 15 minutes and 54 seconds since my last post. The good news is that nothing of any importance has happened since the last time I wrote. Not going to lie, it's been difficult to balance work, caring for my grandmother, redesigning my mother's guest bedroom, nursing shingles- oh yeah, and there's that whole work thing. But you're not here for excuses- unless you're a libtard, then that's all you understand.

While cruising the seedy underbelly of these here interwebbynets, I happened upon the dumbest person ever to access the web, other than Algore hisself, of course. I must warn you, however, if you spend more than 45 seconds on that user page, your brain will kick out your teeth, crawl out your mouth and down your shirt, then hop a bus for Venice Beach in search of some one smart to inhabit. Fair warning.

Big in the news, as of late, is the aptly named 'Climategate.' Revealed within the last few weeks were 'hacked' emails from the 'University' of East Anglia from top climate researchers disclosing that they manipulated data to support their theory that the earth is warming. Yes, not only did climate 'scientists' cook the books in order to support their lunatic theory, but they also destroyed the original data, leaving only their 'corrected' data. Fan-fucking-tastic. And in order to ensure that Democrats would retain their unchallenged crown as the king of fucking idiots, Babs Boxer suggested prosecuting the individual(s) that disclosed this highly inappropriate behavior. Brillaint!

Liberal logic: if an individual exposes damaging information about a conservative, tobacco company, car company, gun company, etc.; it's called 'whistle blowing.' If an individual exposes damaging information about a libtard, ACORN, SEIU, global warming, universal healthcare, etc.; it's called illegal. Got it?

Turns out PeeBo is also going to make an appearance at Dopenhagen for the Climate Summit to meet with other heads of state so that they can all pat themselves on the back for how far up their asses they've collectively kept their heads on the Climategate issue.

Also, PeeBo announced his new (read: a fucking year old) strategery in Afghanistan. It was announced in a speech at West Point, the enemy camp, after dragging his ass on the deal for nearly 4 months. You see, PeeBo had to wrestle with the strategery General McCrystal requested. This would be the same strategery that PeeBo laid out during the campaign, and shortly after taking office, in order to make sure that it was the right decision. He was quick to point out the cost in dollars of this decision to surge the number of troops in Afghanistan becuase $50 Billion is a hell of a lot, especially when compared to the meager $1,300,000,000,000 (thats trillion) he flushed down the toilet in the 'anti-stimulus' package earlier this year. Yes, you see, Barack is the most brilliant man ever to walk the planet. Thank God that when he was born of his virgin birth, he chose the lowly United States to grace with his presence.

Lastly, it turns out that according to Norah O'Donnell, (the fuck kind of name is Norah?) Rosie's retarded half sister, Sarah Palin fans are uninformed on news items. It seems that they are just to darned busy to read the newspaper for 30 minutes every day (yes this ancient troll-hag actually suggested that informed people read newspapers) and are therefore uninformed. As Paul points out these 'morons' are so uninformed that they are more knowledgeable on the Climategate Scandal than anyone at Ms.NBC, as the network has yet to report on the fraud committed there. As Paul says:
Norah O'Donell at MSNBC claims that Sarah Palin supporters do not have the 30 minutes needed to read the newspaper. But, oddly enough, Palin supporters know about the "scientific" fraud going on at the IPCC and East Anglia, despite it NOT being reported in the newspapers. Maybe they get their news from the very same mysterious force that keeps telling us that the economy is "recovering?" Contradiction? You decide.

Norah, sweetheart, retire mmkay?


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7 People Have Had Their Say:

paul mitchell on December 5, 2009 at 11:34 AM said...

Um, CL, for linking "redartfrog", you should beaten mightily about the melon with a 3' long x 0.5" diameter deformed steel rod. (This is also known as a number 4 piece of rebar)

However, a handy save was performed in the latter paragraphs of your post by linking the number 112th ranked conservative blog IN THE FREAKING WORLD!

Get back to blogging, son. Your stuff bees funny.

innominatus on December 5, 2009 at 2:40 PM said...

>>>Thank God that when he was born of his virgin birth, he chose the lowly United States to grace with his presence.

Heh. All the other countries are thanking God, too!

classicaliberal on December 5, 2009 at 11:17 PM said...

To Paul, I say 'you're welcome for the link to your girlfriend, "redartfrog."' Try as hard as you might, you could not keep her secret from us forever.

To innominatus, I say 'No Fucking Shit, right?'

paul mitchell on December 5, 2009 at 11:25 PM said...

Dude, she must have beaten Steve Young's number for concussions. Really, I feel sorry for her.

classicaliberal on December 5, 2009 at 11:52 PM said...

She's pissed at 'Obomba' because he committed more troops to the war. All she's saying is give peace a chance!

paul mitchell on December 5, 2009 at 11:55 PM said...

Well, luckily we do not have to worry about her ever gaining control of any corporations. At least some jobs are safe.

For now.

classicaliberal on December 5, 2009 at 11:57 PM said...

BAMA!

 

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