That's right, blame the angry looking broad across the table. Lord knows, if it's screwed up, there's a woman somewhere close by. Hell, it probably tastes funny cause she's trying to poison your chauvinistic butt.
What have we learned this week?
- Whatever you do, don't tell women they're useful
- Women should know their place, and stay in the damn kitchen
- Women cannot drive worth nothin'
- It's perfectly acceptable to kill a woman
- Finally, that if it's screwed up, she's to blame.
Yup, that should get the feminists good and steamed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have this list of things my wife has been bugging me about for a week. When that's done, I have to cook dinner and vacuum the carpet, wash the dishes, do the laundry...
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I watched "The Swimmer" on Turner Classic Movies. Another classic example of how literature can be ruined in film. Though, my favorite line was this:
Mistress: "Get out of here you suburban stud!"
The Swimmer: "You Loved IT!"
also, in a conversation amongst men about swimming and their ability....
Swimmer: "I'm going to swim every pool on my way home."
man 1: "We're getting too old for that. If we had never touched a drink, or a cigarette, or..."
man 2: "A woman!"
(men group laugh)
whore 1 (I mean woman): "That shouldn't take away any of your vitality"
The Swimmer: "If that were true, I'd be in a wheelchair!"
Boasting about how much he gets laid and how easy and whorish women are... LOL!
WHORES! LOL!
Though, the story ends in tragedy as the swimmer realizes he has lost everything. The short story is amazing... the movie is... well, kind of dripping with late 60's dialogue. Still though, very funny.
http://shortstoryclassics.50megs.com/cheeverswimmer.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIegoQAayFs&feature=related
Ahhhh, ain't it grand to have a PENIS! LOL!
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