National Offend A Feminist Week

It's 'National Offend A Feminist Week' according to Doug Ross. Who am I to disagree?

That's right, blame the angry looking broad across the table. Lord knows, if it's screwed up, there's a woman somewhere close by. Hell, it probably tastes funny cause she's trying to poison your chauvinistic butt.

What have we learned this week?

• Whatever you do, don't tell women they're useful
  
• Women should know their place, and stay in the damn kitchen
  
• Women cannot drive worth nothin'
  
• It's perfectly acceptable to kill a woman
  
• Finally, that if it's screwed up, she's to blame.
  

Yup, that should get the feminists good and steamed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have this list of things my wife has been bugging me about for a week. When that's done, I have to cook dinner and vacuum the carpet, wash the dishes, do the laundry...

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National Offend A Feminist Week

It's 'National Offend A Feminist Week' according to Doug Ross. Who am I to disagree?

There's some sort of rule about having a tag and whether or not they're in season, but I believe the answer is yes. You see, there is clearly nothing wrong with this picture. She is being openly defiant in front of other coworkers, and challenging his authority. He would be well within his rights. I'm just saying...

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National Offend A Feminist Week

It's 'National Offend A Feminist Week' according to Doug Ross. Who am I to disagree?

So, so far this week we've determined that women should not be told they're useful, they should remain in the kitchen and now we learn that they cannot drive. Well, 'learn'... we already knew. This just happens to be confirmation. You ever get behind a short woman driving a minivan?! Oy!

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National Offend A Feminist Week

It's 'National Offend A Feminist Week' according to Doug Ross. Who am I to disagree?

Finally, a woman who knows her place. That is, if this rug is in the kitchen. Otherwise, she's in deep caca. Just saying.

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National Offend A Feminist Week

It's 'National Offend A Feminist Week' according to Doug Ross. Who am I to disagree?

Never tell a woman that she's useful.  You're likely to get their hopes up.  I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do with them when the war is over?  Looks like this broad is using a grinder.  I sure hope that grinder is in the kitchen, or there is going to be hell to pay when her husband gets home.

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